KFC Feedback Form

During a recent visit to KFC – Sec 35, I was handed over this feedback form. Interesting it is…….

Exchange Of Words

Sharab peene de masjid main baith kar, ya vo jaga bata jahan khuda nahi – Ghalib

Masjid khuda ka ghar hai, peene ki jaga nahi. kafir ke ghar ja, vahan khuda nahi – Iqbal

Kafir ke dil se aaya hun, main yeh dekhkar,  khuda maujud hai vahan, usey pata nahi – Faraz

Non-confirmed attributions to the poets. However, if true, this happens to be a awesome conversation.

Jo Aap Kaho

What is in dinner tonight? (Indian Version, In Hindi)

Husband: (with folded hands) Aaj khane mein kya banaogi?

Wife: Jo aap kaho

Husband: Pulao bana lo

Wife: Abhi kal hi to khaye the

Husband: To sabji roti bana lo

Wife: Bacche nahi khayenge

Husband: To chhole puri bana lo

Wife: Mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai

Husband: Eggs bhurji bana lo

Wife: Aaj guruvaar hai

Husband: Paraanthe?

Wife: Raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai???

Husband: Hotel se mangwa lete hain change ho jaayega

Wife: Roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye

Husband: Kadhi chawal?

Wife: Dahi nahi hai

Husband: Idly sambar?

Wife: Usme time lagega.pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!

Husband: Maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega

Wife: Woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta

Husband: Phir ab kya banaogi?

Wife: Wo jo aap kaho

via Pawan Perry